AGE BIRTHDAY ONE LINERS

Age Birthday One Liners are designed for when you just do not know what to say. These will give you help with a quip for your greeting cards, gift tags or even text message. Don't forget they can be adapted and are free for non commercial use

30,40,50,60,70,80 etc age one liner birthdays

by Margmax 2011

Where you see a" ? " any age may be inserted

Leaving your ? very sad - are you still capable of being one of the lads?

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Age is just a number so pick one and try kidding us

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Hope your ? year is one to remember for all the best reasons

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Don't hide it flaunt it while you can still get away with it

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Birthdays are like rain the keep on falling

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You are not that old - your antique

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Get out there and shake your bits while you still can

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Cannot believe I have been wishing you happy birthday for (30) years

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(40) is not so bad - it's terrible

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You may be approaching (30) but take comfort that they have put retirement age up so you are not even half way

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40 is the new 30 - who they kidding
(can change these ages)

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Flirty at 40 and why not - enjoy while you still can

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50 Over the hill - well slide down disgracefully

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Birthdays come birthdays go but (50) of them is a lot
(any age can be inserted)

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Remember 60 brings pluses that 59 doesn't
(now that retirement age is going up these numbers may need adjusting)

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Getting state pension this birthday well at least you are being compensated

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Are you at the red hat stage yet?
(red hat and purple dresses is a group for retired ladies to behave disgracefully)

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Today is your day so make it count all 25,550 of them

(above is for 70 yr old any age can be done just multiply 365xyears)

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(80) I remember when birthdays were fun and were celebrated
(can put any age here)

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How old are you? how old are you? how old are you? cannot believe what I am hearing

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Your as old as you feel - you must be feeling a lot

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Have a great birthday while you still can

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Drink loads, eat loads, party loads you are excused indulgence for this day only

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When do you stop looking forward to birthdays?
When you reach the one that puts you in old age

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Forget the number just enjoy the day

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Your birthday should be good you have been practicing them for a long time

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Practice makes perfect so Happy Perfect Birthday

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Sending you best wishes on your birthday for the (90th) time

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