AGE BIRTHDAY POEMS

In this Age Birthday Poems section you will find poems/rhymes relating to all ages especially the decades of 30 40 50 60 70 80 many are amusing. You are welcome to use these for non commercial purposes. Please keep visiting as new ones will continue to be added.

Please see Kids Birthday Poems for other children's poems by age.

Margmax 2010

age birthday poems

Today, as you leave your twenties behind
Old age will descend on you, we think you'll find
It's your birthday so, you deserve the truth
You're no longer in the first flush of youth
By Mr Advancing Years you've been most definitely caught
It's time to become a more sensible sort
But hey, tomorrow's soon enough to turn that page
Drink alcohol to forget your decrepit old age

Margmax 2009

Goodness me, are you really thirty
And yet you're still flirty, dirty and shirty
I suppose now you'll have to be
More refined, not unlike me
So when we have a night out downtown
Who's got the job of playing the clown
Not us, as we need to be toeing the line
I guess it'll be someone still 29

Margmax 2009

age birthday poems

Here it is the day of all days
When your mother took to her bed and prayed
Hours later out you popped
Squawking loudly somethings never stop

Now here we are (30) years down the line
Celebrating each birthday both yours and mine
May it stay so until it’s the pension we are spending
As our friendship continues never ending
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY FRIEND

By Margmax 2011

Today as you leave the 30's behind
Old age will descend on you, we think you'll find
It's your birthday so we'll tell you the truth
You're no longer in the first flush of youth
By Old Man Time you've definitely been caught
As the wrinkles appear you'll become the sensible sort
But hey, tomorrow's soon enough to turn the next page
Enjoy today and try, if you can, to forget your old age

By Margmax 2009

age birthday poems

Leaving your (40's) (any age can be entered) that is very sad
Can you still be one of the lads?
Can you still drink all night?
And go to work next day alert and bright?

Margmax 2010

Age birthday poems

40 is the new 30 - so they say
Nice way of saying your getting on by the way
Whatever you do it's harder to stay trim
For the first time in your life your trying to slim

You need more sleep than you used to do
Things you used to fit into a day now are few
A night "on the toon" now takes some organisation
You used to be able to do nights without preparation

But what the heck there's nowt you can do
The birthdays keep coming that's a good job to
So on this special eventful day
"Have a nice day now"(enjoy your trip in the USA)
(enjoy it in every possible way)

Margmax 2010

Age Birthday Poems

Flirty at (40), that's the way

what a heavenly way to spend the day

you still have what it takes, that's plain to see

so enjoy your day, fabulous ( forty) 
with a big celebration, and Happy Birthday from me

Margmax 2010

Age Birthday Poems

(47) My oh my how the years fly by
I remember a lad with jet black(brown/blonde) hair
Now it is peppered white - life is just not fair
I remember a lad tall and slim
Now he should be visiting the gym
I remember a lad tough and strong
Years have passed what has gone wrong?
I remember a lad who always stood by me
Some things never change - you see

Margmax 2005

Age birthday poems

Ooh (49) today I hear
Brings the big (50) very near
I think the (50's) is a fine decade
So embrace the (50's) as the (40's) fade

By Margmax

age birthday poems

Half century that's really old
But you are wearing well so go for gold
Have a good day and a fantastic party night
Heard you are not at work tomorrow so that's alright

By Margmax 2011

Leaving your (40's) for the next decade
Looks and figure now beginning to fade
It is enough to turn you to the drink
Wait a minute - let me think
The drink kicked in long ago

What is the next thing left to go
Teeth, eyes,the hair on your head
Life looking glum - take to your bed
But not until we get the chance to say
Happy Big (50) have a wonderful day

Margmax 2010

Happy 50th birthday mate you must be feeling bad
Birthdays are celebrations but this one's a bit sad
Making it to half a century, well done to you
Can you make the pub tonight or is that too much to do?

If you need a lift please give us a call
Cause at your age we would not want you to fall
If you do not make it be sure that we will
We will have a drink on your behalf and leave you the bill

Margmax 2010

The big 50, oh goodness me

your over the hill that's plain to see

on the slippery slope, sliding to the pension

oh my god, I can feel the tension

holding back the years can't be done

so just forget it, and have some fun

Margmax 2010

The following was written for a 50th birthday for someone taking up golf but suitable for any age:-

We understand this is the new you
Taking up golf clubs instead of a snooker cue
The bracing fresh air will put roses in your cheeks
But hitting balls with a stick is not a pastime for the meek

So when you are struggling around the course in the wind and the rain
Remind yourself it's a pleasure you chose and your not insane
You have reached the age that when you do stupid things
People will excuse you and put it down to an old age fling

By Margmax 2011

age birthday poems

The following was written for a 50 year old biker and the picture on the card was a man on a scooter

We know you have your eyes on a new bike to ride
But getting older your capabilities could be hard to hide
So we thought we would give you a helping hand
And we have found this bike which we consider to be just the brand

We can picture you zooming around
With Maggie holding on her feet just off the ground
My what a sight to behold
A happy couple not yet too old

So let us know when the purchase has been made
So we can come and help you celebrate
But we will make a start here tonight
So Tom Happy 50th Birthday - you’re doing alright

Margmax 2012

Think of the pluses that (60) brings
Bus passes, discounts and similar things
It is only one more than (59)
And all that year brought was a few more lines
So think of the pluses and don't make a fuss
Be happy at (60) your now one of us

Margmax 2010

Age Birthday Poems

Although today is the dreaded big Six-O
It's your birthday and you should know
That Six-O is the new Five-O
So that's alright, you've got 10 years to go
So today's not a day to wear a frown
Its a day to make hay and let your hair down
Just forget the number, it means nothing at all
Put on your slap and have a ball

By Margmax 2009

There may be many wrinkles than cannot be ironed out
But everyone's a story of that there is no doubt
So on this milestone birthday just think about the pluses
Lots of pensioner discounts not forgetting free travel on the buses

So welcome to the 60's my friend it's not that bad
It has it's compensations of which you will be glad
So happy (60th) birthday have a lovely day
Doing what you do best in your own special way.

Margmax 2010

age birthday poems

I know you feel a little sad today
You reached that age when you don’t feel like shouting hooray
But celebrate it with great vigor
Because you no longer need to watch your figure

You can eat your way through calories galore
You can dress like a slob who could ask for more
You are not expected to be always looking pristine
You can give way to your whims however extreme

So embrace the benefits that age brings
As youth has it’s problems with other things
And now that I have cheered you up a bit
Happy (60/70)th birthday you old git

By Margmax 2012

Today as you reach the age of 65
Celebrate with energy and show you are alive
It is no good being gloomy as the numbers accumulate
So embrace, enjoy before it is too late

By Margmax 2011

Age birthday poems

Hello my friend welcome to your 65th year
A birthday age that we now share
We were sixteen not that long ago
Since then where did all those years go

I wish you a birthday full of all things good
And if I could turn the clock back believe me I would
But we will not be depressing hey it's your birthday
Enjoy, make it special in every possible way

By Margmax 2011

I know you are getting old my friend and maybe seeing red
But the sentiments are in this card and really do not need to be said
Toast your 65th year with a glass or bottle of wine
And we will join you in the toast when tonight we dine

By Margmax 2011

The following poem written for a friend who was weightwatching and card made reference to this

This card is designed with you in mind
I think you will understand and find
That at this time of your life
You do not want things that cause you strife
So today on your 65th birthday
Throw those telling scales away

By Margmax 2011

Could not let this (65th) birthday pass without sending my wishes you way
Hope you have a great birthday which is perfect in every way

Margmax 2011

Sixty Six clickity click
Years flying by makes you feel sick
Time definitely goes faster the older you get
When we are young time is not a problem and yet
Time catches up with all of us in the end
So ignore the number and have a great birthday my friend

Margmax 2011

age birthday poems

I can't believe it - 70 years old today
You certainly don't look it by the way
Nor do you act it you keep very fit
So keep doing what your doing as it's proving a hit

By Margmax 2011

May we be so very bold
To say you most certainly do not look 70 years old
So keep clocking them up in this way
And have a wonderful 70th birthday

By Margmax 2011

Your such a remarkable lady
It's hard to believe today you are 80
You take pleasure from the simple things in life
May it continue so without any strife
And may today be extra special for you
Because your a special lady through and through

Margmax 2010

The days pictured on this card are long gone
But it is good for progress to move on
Not so good that time clocks up our age
But good that at 81 years old you are not in your dotage
We wish you a wonderful birthday today
And a year ahead that continues to be good in every way

By Margmax 2011

Today is your birthday (87) have gone by
Hurtling towards that century doesn't time fly

By Margmax 2011

Hope your (99) year is one to remember for all the best reasons
Happy 99 Birthday

Margmax 2011

My friend, my pal I know your feeling blue
You have reached that certain birthday just as we all do
Age is just a number sometimes it is not kind
But when today is over I am sure you will find
All the love and wishes which were sent to you today
Were sent because your special in every single way

Margmax 2010

Hey Girl

don't hide it, flaunt it

Life begins at any age you like

Happy Birthday

Margmax 2010

Age is just a number we would often like to swop
But that is not possible we are stuck with what we've got
So on this monumental birthday celebrate in style
Yes celebrate with enthusiasm even if you have to rest awhile

By Margmax 2011

Birthdays come birthdays go
You have now had a few birthdays I know
And here is a wish that you have many more
Because you are a wonderful person that I simply adore

By Margmax 2011

If you could choose an age to stick at what would it be
You could test it out and if you liked it decide that is the one for me
Of course it would have some problems that you would have to override
Like wrinkles, grey hair and saying you are younger than your child
So do you feel like owning up to your birth certificate year
I think it's time to add a few because things no longer compare

By Margmax 2011

Age birthday poems

Birthdays can be good or can be bad
It depends on how many of them you have had
As you have had quite a few
Guess this is not a good day for you
But stop being miserable paint on a smile
Even if you feel depressed and could run a mile

By Margmax 2011

I love birthdays I do
It gives me the chance to say to friends like you
Happy Birthday and I am glad to see
You are clocking them up the same as me

By Margmax 2011

age birthday poems

My friend these birthdays seem to come too quick
I know we chose a number upon which we would stick
But I think we may have to add on a few
As folk are smiling when I troll out an age which is not new

So instead of being (39) these past ten years
Maybe we should take a good look and compare
By looking at ourselves through others eyes
And changing our age to one nobody could deny

By Margmax 2011

Pick a number one that you like
Make it believable then it will work alright
Work out the year of birth and practice it well
There you go birthday celebrations without an age that swells

By Margmax 2011

I love birthdays when they are not mine
So seeing as today it’s yours that makes it fine
Have a blast make it a day to remember all year
Because the next one is around the corner it’s just not fair
HAPPY THIS BIRTHDAY

By Margmax 2011

Age birthday poems

The hunk on this card no longer resembles you
But never mind today you will still get a kiss or two
So Happy Birthday have a great day
Sending love and kisses your way

By Margmax 2011

Age birthday poems

Sending you wishes for a great day
Hope it’s enjoyable in every way
And as you add another year onto your age
Hope it’s a good year as each day turns it’s page

By Margmax 2011

It gives me the greatest pleasure to say
Happy birthday to you on this day
Although I am sure you feel like me
Another year older you just do not want to be
But the alternative is much worse
So welcome the birthday and this verse

By Margmax 2011

Age birthday poems

No doubt today you will receive many cards referring to your age
They may be amusing or endearing or simply send you into a bit of a rage
So in this message which I am sending you no reference to age I will make
I will simply say Happy Birthday my (friend/brother etc) will all the candles fit on the cake

By Margmax 2011

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