FUNNY BIRTHDAY POEMS

Funny Birthday poems/verses are designed for greeting cards and gift tags and will enable you to send you birthday wishes in a cheeky original way. These verses can be adapted by substituting friend for husband etc. and much more.

Another birthday oh dear me
Your clocking them up as we all can see
You will be drawing that pension before very long
But think of it this way work will soon be gone

By Margmax

How old are you today?
Not being nosey just frightened I've missed that special birthday
The one you have then you give up work
I am not suggesting you are a shirk
I mean the one you reach when the state pays you
It's called a state pension and it must be due

By Margmax

You have stopped having birthday parties I hear
Past the time when you spend the night swigging beer
You now spend your birthday having a nice meal
Age has caught you or has the wife done a deal

By Margmax

Get on your posh frock we are hitting the town
It's how we spend birthdays so knock off that frown
Get out the hairspray, mascara and lippy
It's your birthday so no sitting around being hippy
We will do what we always do at these times
There is plenty of time before we are ready for auld lang syne

By Margmax

I know you like chocolate because you eat it a lot
So as you are on a diet I took the chocolate gifts which you got
No don't thank me that's what friends are for
I will make sure temptation is not there anymore

As you get older it is hard to maintain your weight
You no longer can keep a figure shaped like an eight
But as long as you have a good friend like me
You have someone keeping an eye on the bits you can't see

By Margmax

Now you know I love you a lot
So as your (wife) I must tell you how big you have got
It's getting embarrassing the size you have become
And saying it is contentment has ceased being fun
So my gift to you on this birthday
is a subscription to weight watchers which starts today

By Margmax

Would you like a birthday treat?
An outing, flowers, wine or some chocolates to eat
Let me know what you decide for me anything is fine
I will leave the decision up to you although I like the sound of wine and dine
But as it is your birthday it is only fair we do what you want to
And because you are paying I will just go along with you

By Margmax

On your birthday cake you no longer add the candles
I can see the reason as now the cake could not handle
The number required to make up your age
I agree it is safer to omit them as you turn another page

You could make a bigger cake that may do the trick
But then the flames would make smoke very thick
So just play safe forget about the cake
Sum up the energy to do just what it takes

By Margmax

I am really pleased to wish you a Happy Birthday
It means you are a year older nearer my age by the way
So my friend celebrate with energy and style
Because by tomorrow you will be on your way to the next mile

By Margmax

When do you stop looking forward to birthdays?
When you reach the one that puts you in old age

By Margmax

funny birthday poems

Today throw that calorie counter out the door
Eat all the foods that you adore
It’s your birthday so you should have treats
So start treating yourself with good things to eat

By Margmax 2011

I bet you still looked a hunk like this
But never mind today you will still get a kiss
So Happy Birthday have a great day
Sending love and kisses your way

By Margmax 2011

Sending you the image of a bottle or two
Reminding you on your birthday it's what you do
With wishes that your day is as good as it can be
So a very happy birthday from (Jon) and me

By Margmax 2011

funny birthday poems

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