FUNNY CHRISTMAS POEMS

Funny Christmas Poems and Verses are just what you need to send your Christmas wishes to family and friends in an amusing tongue in cheek way. Why not choose one that becomes your greeting for this Christmas

Christmas spirit, Christmas wine,
Will the day turn out fine?
All the prep and all the plans
The day arrives, worn out, unfit for beast nor man
Over drinking, Overeating,
Resolutions take a beating
I promise myself next year will be a different tale
Sounds familiar because I say the same each year...and fail
Hope your more organized than me
And your Christmas is the best it can be

by Margmax 2010

That time of year has arrived once more
When your hard earned money just flies out the door
Shopping for gifts you hope will do
Looking for inspiration to give you a clue
You shop and shop until the very day
And hope you have not forgotten anything along the way
So to make sure we do not forget to say to you
This card comes with love and best wishes for
A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS & NEW YEAR TOO

by Margmax 2010

Ring the bells ding a ling a ling
At this time of year it’s carols we sing
So be of good voice and sing Christmas in
And look forward to what the New Year may bring

by Margmax 2011

Christmas is the time of year that drains our bank account
We make our lists to budget expense but it never works out
So we overspend and tell ourselves it’s Christmas after all
And decide not to worry until the bank manager decides to call
But my friend it’s Christmas so once again I want to say
A Very Merry Christmas have a wonderful day

by Margmax 2011

Cannot believe 12 months have passed since I did the Christmas thing
But here I am writing cards again and everything else that Christmas brings
Each year I swear I will organize myself and make lists a mile long
But here I am in the same old state singing the same old song
But the Christmas wishes within this card are sincere and truly meant
And once I manage to get to the post office they will also be truly sent

by Margmax 2011

Christmas day is almost here it's knocking at the door
So whatever has not been bought or done will cease to matter anymore
But sending out my Christmas wishes is one thing I will make sure to do
So my(friend/cousin/etc) I wish you a very Merry Christmas and a New Year that is wonderful to

by Margmax 2011

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